DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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