I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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