I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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