i was born a porn star she said
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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