like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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