Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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