i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i now understand why vodka
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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