jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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