It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
as a side note pls kill me
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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