where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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