get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
ugly people sure do ruin things
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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