yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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