How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
