I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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