Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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