God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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