He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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