just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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