I want to make a zoo with you.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i would one night stand the shit outta him
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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