office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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