I'm really into asian looking animals
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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