If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
She's better-looking with the mask on.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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