i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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