Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Watching her eat just hurts me
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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