You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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