I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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