Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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