bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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