dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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