I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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