We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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