I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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