I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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