i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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