One girl and one boy is just not enough.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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