so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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