I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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