if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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