1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
kristin has been a bad kristin
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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