YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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