Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just had sex on a roof
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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