You're so nebulous sometimes
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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