The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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