thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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