spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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