I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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