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(802): View more from Vermont

last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.

(917): View more from New York City

dollar well spent

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie

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your the best winggirl ever

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(347): View more from New York

CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.

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(415): View more from California

i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again

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(303): View more from Colorado

If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.

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(912): View more from Georgia

you dipped you banana in queso last night.

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(614): View more from Ohio

fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk

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(801): View more from Utah

Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...

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