You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
it was like eating out sand paper
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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