it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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