You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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