She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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