they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
zippers are such a cool invention
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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