Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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