when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Omg I joined a choir last night...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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